In spite of the negative and very sad parts of life, our pets are here for us, giving us unconditional love and support and consistently improving and enriching our lives. In honor of this very important role they play, I'd like to share, yet another wonderful dog lover's email that I think will make just about anyone smile.
Once again, I can't take credit, I am just a messenger! Blessings to all for the New Year!
Here it is:
((I believe it’s credited to: Kay Resler, “Retired and Enjoying Life to the Max!!!!”))
It's called, "If Dogs Could Talk"
"Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it . " __________________________________________________________________
"Touch de duck... I keel you."
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'Weeeeeee!!! Look at me I'm Yoda!
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"You want a piece of me? Bring it....!"
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"Kid . . . you're askin' the wrong guy."___________________________________________________________________
'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'
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'Wasssup!!'______________________________________________________________
'Bread! You're seriously giving me bread . . . ?'
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[sniff . . sniff] . . . . "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"_______________________________________________________________
"This stupid bird's about to get a snot bath."______________________________________________________________
'Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . juzzt milk . . . [hiccup] !'_______________________________________________________________
"I . . . hate . . you."______________________________________________________________
"Hi!!! I'm Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . aaaaaannnd, I, like,you know, long walks on the beach.
Aaaannnd I just LOVE me some tennis balls. Byyeeee!!!!"
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'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'________________________________________________________
'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'______________________________________________________
"It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout?"______________________________________________
"Rrrrr.... I'm a Tiger. Rrrrrrr"___________________________________
"So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."______________________
THE END.
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